I've recently discovered I possess a weirdly specific skill:
I can write science-themed songs set to the tune of folksongs
for kindergarteners and first graders.
Presented for your singing enjoyment:
This is sung to the tune "Clementine",
which to refresh your memory goes like this:
Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin', Clementine,
you are lost and gone forever,
Oh my darlin', Clementine.
I plan to be topping the charts soon with my crow's-voice rendition of
(sung to "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")
(sung to "Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore".)